Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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