Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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