Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize