it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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