Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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