maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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