I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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