This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
operation harelip BJ is a go
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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