dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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