AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Your penis caused this!
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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