Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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