garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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