but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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