Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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