So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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