This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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