He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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