That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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