nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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