I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i permit you to call me
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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