What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Randomize
