hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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