I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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