Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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