Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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