My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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