she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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