the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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