Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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