And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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