You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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