i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I just googled if crying burns calories
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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