I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Randomize
