i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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