We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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