my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
True college students do jello shots in the library
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