My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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