I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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