You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize