one might say we're banned from that church
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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