why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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