Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
