He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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