Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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