Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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