So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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