you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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