I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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