I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
Randomize
