i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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