I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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