it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
This is my gift to your gina
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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