People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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