Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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