I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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