O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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