let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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