I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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