I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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